if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
Best disney songs (2/5): “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” - Mulan
The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter.
*watches a show* yooooooo
*looks at fandom* noooooo.
depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain that can’t be cured by telling someone you love them. you can positively influence this person and you can make them happy but you can’t fix them in the same sense that you can’t cure cancer by making someone smile.
i kind of just realized the true extent of dave’s “skinny motherfucker” status
i mean holy shit just look at him he’s like a stick
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this is like, the first panel we see him standing up straight?
Since the beginning, every stylized panel like this, he was slouching pretty awful.
He’s got the slouch of a guy who just wants to get by in life.
Someone who’s just there to pass through.
That guy who doesn’t really believe in himself.
He’s that guy.
We see him in OPs picture.
And he’s standing tall and straight and ready to fuck a bitch up.
And honestly, I think that was the best moment in Homestuck for me. Seeing someone who had so little faith in themselves standing tall and ready. Like he could do anything.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate, just how much Dave has grown?
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.